Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Bob dole

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Feminism.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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TIMMAH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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