Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Brain fart

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Get in the car.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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