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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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