So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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knock knock who's there no one

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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fabien

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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