Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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your mom

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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