A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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