- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

The child was fired from his job.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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