The joke below is absolute shit.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Terry has ebola

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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