Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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