- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Your mom is so nice.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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