A women in the kitchen.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

go go gadget

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Rigo your a stupid ass

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

child labor

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