- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

These Jokes suck.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

rishi is gay (coventry england)

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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