Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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all the kids had fun

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Your mom is so nice.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Anti Joke

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