Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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