Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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whats white jizz

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Anti Joke

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