what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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