The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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hi my name is? joe

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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