Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Jews

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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