- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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