What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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men's rights.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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