What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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hi my name is? joe

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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