What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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womens rights

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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pee

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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