- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Q: What's the point? A: .

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

The Pope

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

The AIDS patient was gay

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What's old and wrinkly? old people

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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