Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Dani barton= lovely

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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