What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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jgkbk,mn

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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