Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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i had sex.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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