Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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ur an fagit

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Caca.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Hello

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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whats forever alone me

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Julian Ha.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Anti Joke

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