Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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