Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Everybody will die

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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womens sports...

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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