If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Jovan

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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thumbs up!

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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