A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Banana

thumb_up thumb_down +103

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

A chicken crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -127

Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +203

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two arabs fly into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

thumb_up thumb_down +193

What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

thumb_up thumb_down +172

Poo LOL

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops