What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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