Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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hi

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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I am on a escalator.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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