what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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I walk into a bar...

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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V I T A M I N C !

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Anti Joke

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