Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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