- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

The WNBA

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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