Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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