Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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