Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I can't think of a joke!

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Ebola

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What is worse

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