What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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