What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Matty B

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Anti Joke

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