What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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