What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Kys

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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