NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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the lemon was sweet.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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9/11.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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nice tits.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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