Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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