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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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