what time is it? 3:16

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SNAPPLE!

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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