A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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i love to lick...

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Looks through the peephole.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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