Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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