What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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banana

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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