What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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