Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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