Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Women's rights

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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