what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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