Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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whats black? the colour

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Tacos

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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