When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Julian Ha.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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