Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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I love you very much.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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