There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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your mum

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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one of the idiot

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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