Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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willam dafoe

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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