See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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wow garlic, yum

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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DERP

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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German sausage is the wurst

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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