why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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