Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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