Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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