So, how 'bout that airline food?

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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matt shut up

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Anti Joke

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