I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's a joke? Funny

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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