- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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