Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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