Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

thumb_up thumb_down +5

a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

thumb_up thumb_down

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

thumb_up thumb_down +348

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Can midgets still have big dreams?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

thumb_up thumb_down

womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -30

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops