Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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modern love

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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