What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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adam shagged katie lololol

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Anti Joke

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