Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Womens rights.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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