Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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