what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Nothing yet CC

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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here kitty kitty

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Anti Joke

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