Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Obamacare

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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