What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Muslim athletes.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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sorry got to poo

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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