Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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melon

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Well, this is fun.

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