Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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7+5=12

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Anti Joke

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