How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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A black person walks out of KFC

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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this is not a joke

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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