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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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