The Holocaust

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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