Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Jews

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Women's rights.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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