your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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