Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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