A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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This is a joke setup.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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