A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Fuck her

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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a man was shot.... he died

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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You are joking right?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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