Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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KOOKABURRA

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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