Homonyms should be band.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Women.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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