Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Men's rights

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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