Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Girls Basketball.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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