Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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PUDDING

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The Big Band Theory

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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