That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Jordan is pregant

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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