Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Knock knock Come In.......

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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