Your eye color is very unique.

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Gadaffi

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What did I do last night?work

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Lololol

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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Title IX

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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