Dwight Howard

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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