What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Religionh

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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