Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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