- Anti Joke

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

A drunk guy walks into a car

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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