Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Bloody kids ...

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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