homosexual rights to marriage

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Black History Month

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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