What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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my whole life!

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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whats brown and booky a book.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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