what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Pavel Novak

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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The Detroit Lions

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what's up? my penis.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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