What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Fiats

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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