Knock Knock. Go Away!

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who else is on here?

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What black and has children A black man

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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