How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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